The spores have been scattered, the ground is warming and fertile. Soon the pineal fungi shall ripen and renew the glorious cycle of Pornj.
Transformation Initiated in Place of Darkness!
Posted in Glorious Beak on February 24, 2010 by PornjmanAs melts the snows of Winter, so melts the heart of the Evil Skeksis! Strange alignments are taking place in the heavens! As Above, So Below! Yin is not the compliment of Yang, Yang is not the opposite of Yin. Tang is the Ting and it is Pornj! Stay tuned Heathren. All will be revealed. All will be healed. What was sundered and undone shall be whole, the two made one.
SkekEkt the Victim of Skektarian Violence!
Posted in Uncategorized on January 5, 2010 by PornjmanSkekEkt, the kind and benevolent Skeksis, still lingers in the nether regions of the Dark Place, the victim of prejudice and misunderstanding. And now, as a result of a failed attempt at teleportation, what remains of his temporal form has become scrambled and twisted. How much longer must he remain rejected and dejected while the world, nay even the entire universe, struggles in a cosmic conflict against the Hera-tics and the evil forces of POMO, when his many talents could be put to use and bring the inevitable Pornj victory to a faster conclusion?!
NASA Enhances Strange Image On “Planet Pornj”!
Posted in Glorious Beak, Sc.R.O.Tu.M. on December 22, 2009 by PornjmanThe Incomprehensible Knights of St.R.A.Po.N are giddy with the announcement by NASA that “and after months of spectral analysis, scientists have come to the shocking conclusion that the planet is not really orange, and not really pink, but somewhere in between.” What they refuse to acknowledge is that along with spectral analysis they were also able to digitally enhance what appears to be proof of an ultra-intelligent life form that has created a likeness of its race on the planets surface!
SkekEkt Sends Musical Telepathagram from Dark Side
Posted in ChiAShRH on December 17, 2009 by Pornjman
Greetings Nephaminions! With the exception of inferior lighting with which to read the latest issue of Newsmax Magazine and the sulfurous stench that masks the manly scent of my Hai Karate Cologne, I’ve managed to make myself pretty comfortable. With the extra time on my hands I’ve been able to expand my horizons and explore my musical talents. I’ve taken up the Femur-Flute! Not only does its mellow haunting tones sooth my feminine side but my new pet, ChiAShRH, seems to enjoy it as well! Catch you on the flip side!
SkekEkt
